Turn On The Dark, I'm Afraid Of The Light
kittensightings:

Sir, I Can’t Reach It! by Fetisha87

sighstyles:

listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things by without really knowing what he’s doing so can u

b-b-breaking bad?

spacetwinks:

breaking bad writers room

"okay. no matter what we do, people seem to see walt as a good guy. what can we do to fix this"

"how about… walt threatens to eat a baby"

"and?"

"and he does it…"

"at a chuck e. cheese"

"during a child’s birthday"

months later, on a breaking bad fan forum

centaurfan5501 said: “can’t believe skyler wouldn’t let walt eat that baby during a birthday at the chuck e. cheese”

mustardhomecrafter said: “yeah what the fuck is her problem”

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants

tony-the-intelligent-goon:

ashiibaka:

Science.

I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either

  • scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
  • the idea to put ants on stilts
  • there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
  • confused ants
slimeusa:

confidence is key • slime, U.S.A

slimeusa:

confidence is key slime, U.S.A

She did not flinch. “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.”

friends meme: 4/5 moments · ”i got my girls”

White people: We don't want any black people in our clubs, bars, parties, restaurants, schools, government, banks, neighborhoods, or offices
Black people: Well fuck ya'll then. We can go start our own shit that's just for black people and nobody else.
White people: ......
White people: Wow, excluding people based solely on their skin color? That's really racist and I am personally offended. How would you feel if we did that to you?

thebeastfrom20000fathoms:

Ancient sea reptile drawings accurate for their time.

bowiesclockworkorange:

Patrick Bateman, an expression for all occasions

bowiesclockworkorange:

Patrick Bateman, an expression for all occasions

groovypine:

just gonna give $100k to this dude who murdered an unarmed black kid. why? nah he doesn’t need financial support or anything, he’s on paid leave right now, but yknow. just want to throw my hard-earned money at murderers because i’m literal human filth

blackandmildwithgod:

hey if you’re not a shitty white person you don’t have to say it.

if you’re not a shitty guy you don’t have to say it.

if you’re not a shitty Christian you don’t have to say it.

if you’re not a shitty X you don’t have to say it.

but it you are shitty you’ll probably be the first one to say “not all X”